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The Writers' Guild

Posted on: June 22, 2008 2:56 pm
 
Take this as a kiosk for posting literature-like stuff. Literature is defined as: written artistic works, particularly those with a high and lasting artistic value. Maybe someone may post some literature? Also, constructive criticism, suggestions, responses, et alia,  would be welcomed.
Category: General
Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Jun 23, 2007
Posted on: June 22, 2008 3:35 pm

The Writers' Guild

I used to hate mimes, until I met Biffer on these boards. I wrote the following pre-Biffer, and called it This Mime Is Mine:

Last night, it seems so long ago,
lovely Laura trashed my ego

Basking in her face across the table
more elegant even than Ferarri's grand desserts
amidst our usual persiflage, her designer eyes
suddenly, ominously
began to dodge mine

She was dumping me

No scenes for Laura
not her style
up, off her chair
face frozen into rigid smile
she's out the door and out of my life

Two dozen eyes turned on me
rising up and blurting "Please"
my crumpled napkin upon the floor
glances and whispers in her wake

And me, well past the edge
wildly pulsing, sweat bursting
mind as soused as shirt
He chose this moment,
the damned, double-damned mime

He must have thought the time's for art
I swear these mimes, they are not smart
Up to my table so gracefully
stooped to fetch my napkin upon his knee

His bone white face rendered sad
by garish mouth, eyes with painted tears
he most affectedly
played as if to comfort me

My shock was penetrated before too long
by titters from the jaded throng
Me, his butt? this will not stand
To him, dim ass, his scene was grand

He never really quite did sense
my hands had lost their listlessness
Thin neck too weak for surging rage
our mime had seen his last of days

His face all done in black and white
in death his eyes bright red did light
Tears painted on so poignantly
those blank red eyes stare up at me

and so, dear Laura, what have I done?
You were quite right
to cut and run



Reputation: 99
Level: Superstar
Since: Feb 25, 2007
Posted on: June 23, 2008 9:12 am

The Writers' Guild

Definition of Philanthropy

-the giving back,

to the public,

a small fraction

of what once was stolen

from the public